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{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
{"fact":"Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their \u201crighting reflex.\u201d The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.","length":249}
{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
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{"type":"standard","title":"George Weyerhaeuser kidnapping","displaytitle":"George Weyerhaeuser kidnapping","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5546190","titles":{"canonical":"George_Weyerhaeuser_kidnapping","normalized":"George Weyerhaeuser kidnapping","display":"George Weyerhaeuser kidnapping"},"pageid":8555318,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/Seattle_Star_25-May-1935_page_1.jpeg","width":264,"height":378},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/Seattle_Star_25-May-1935_page_1.jpeg","width":264,"height":378},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272654277","tid":"04ccb40d-de70-11ef-9479-944107bdf717","timestamp":"2025-01-29T18:36:57Z","description":"1935 kidnapping in the United States","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Weyerhaeuser_kidnapping","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Weyerhaeuser_kidnapping?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Weyerhaeuser_kidnapping?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:George_Weyerhaeuser_kidnapping"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Weyerhaeuser_kidnapping","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/George_Weyerhaeuser_kidnapping","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Weyerhaeuser_kidnapping?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:George_Weyerhaeuser_kidnapping"}},"extract":"The kidnapping of nine-year-old George Weyerhaeuser occurred in 1935 in Tacoma, Washington, United States. The son of prominent lumberman J. P. Weyerhaeuser, George was successfully released for ransom and eventually succeeded his father as the chairman of the Weyerhaeuser company. The four participants in the kidnapping were apprehended and sentenced to prison terms totaling 135 years.","extract_html":"
The kidnapping of nine-year-old George Weyerhaeuser occurred in 1935 in Tacoma, Washington, United States. The son of prominent lumberman J. P. Weyerhaeuser, George was successfully released for ransom and eventually succeeded his father as the chairman of the Weyerhaeuser company. The four participants in the kidnapping were apprehend